Dec 312009

You can be all 9 on any given day.


  1. jen says:

    omg, if you made these into t-shirts, I would buy a yap dog in a heartbeat.

    20 FEET? HELLO?!!

  2. xena says:

    um, brilliant!!! can i request a t-shirt?? and maybe you did this and it didn’t work, but what do the animals look like with gear on? or is that totally too much cheese?

  3. Voodoo says:

    I did try putting the animals in skate gear but it did not end well. Let me tell you- it is not easy putting skates on 10 octopus tentacles.

    T-shirts will be available soon. Thanks!

  4. Kirk N says:

    These are hilarious.
    PS I think for Cthulhu that “disintigrator is spelt “disintegrator” in case you go to print on shirts.

    Marguis de Slammer
    GTA Rollergirls
    Toronto, Canada

  5. jen says:

    I read on the most recent entry that you were looking for input as to unisex vs girly t-shirts… i vote girly if you would consider offering a 2xl (those girl cuts are always so TIGHT! but the unisex ones fit like nightshirts…).

    This is STILL cracking me up every time I read it. Looking forward to the next one!

  6. Voodoo says:


  7. Val says:

    shit, i want a shirt of the whole thing!

  8. Ana Bollocks says:

    This is my desktop background.

  9. jen says:

    whole thing on the back, individual spirit animal on the front! (yeah always makin things complicated here…)

  10. TheBareMaximum says:

    As a long time derbyhead, I can appreciate this amazing and accurate depiction of the animal personas of derby girls, you have nailed it perfectly, I think we all know at least one girl that fits the bill for each one =) would love if you did a set of these to correspond with the men of derby (fans, boyfriends, refs, etc)… I am picturing monkeys, owls, gorillas, eels, jackasses, sloths… that might just be too easy, actually… can’t wait for your t-shirts!

  11. Voodoo says:

    Good idea.

  12. fighty says:

    please, please, PLEASE make shirts! i love jen’s idea of whole thing on the back and individual spirit animal on the front. talk to the girls at Wicked and make it happen. they’ll sell like hotcakes.

  13. Jess says:

    American Apparel unisex are longer than girl cut, but tighter than mens and a bit stretchy, a good middle ground…

  14. Pixie Tourette says:

    OK…Which one am I?

  15. Voodoo says:

    You know, Silly Girl.

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  17. Jewce says:

    Super funny site

  18. The Countess BERG ref says:

    Do Not forget the ZEBRA: Your referees without whom you’d just be a bunch of unruly ANIMALs!

  19. Voodoo says:

    Ref comic coming soon.

  20. Voodoo Askew says:

    I LOVE IT! Definitely need a shirt. Pronto woman! I like Jen’s idea as well- whole thing on back, individual one on front. These will definitely sell!

  21. Noodle says:

    Haha, I know these ladies, every single one of them…shirts please!

  22. Flirtin W DIsaster says:

    I want a personal combo animal. How about a sad orphan/yappy dog?!?

  23. Audrey says:

    These are great! Two other thoughts (obvious I know, but I can’t help it.)
    Mama hen – herding her players
    terminator – systematically takes out primary threats

  24. Swede Hurt says:

    Oh – those are the best

  25. Princess Sleia says:

    These are amazing!! Love them!

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