Jan 212010

I can smell what your cooking, and I'm not hungry.

11 Responses to “THE TRANSFORMATIVE EFFECTS OF ROLLER DERBY”

  1. maura says:

    The sporadic growth of a mullet makes me want to weep with laughter.

  2. Rebellika says:

    It’s BIG TOM! LMAO!!!!

  3. Rebellika says:

    It’s Big Tom!, Phil, & countless other men of rollerderby.

  4. Michelle says:

    hahahahahahaha – so, true – even women transform – either they look like they smell poo or their boobs suddenly get a little bigger and one more button suddenly comes undone

  5. Lippy Wrongstockings says:

    Ahhhhhh, you speak the truth!! LMAO

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  7. smopho says:

    For Roller Derby Refs, just play those three frames backwards.

  8. TheBareMaximum says:

    this is so funny and so true… it’s like some guys feel they need to chest bump and roshambo with a girl when she mentions she does derby… I prefer to curtsey and genuflect out of respect and fear… and then try to outdrink them and fail miserably…

  9. Ed Z says:

    I have that same Scratch and Sniff! belt but mine has a question mark instead of an exclamation point.

  10. Voodoo says:

    Nice blog Ed Z! I too share your obession with New Order.

  11. Ted Nuisance says:

    smopo says:
    “For Roller Derby Refs, just play those three flames backwards..”
    Thank you, I try My best to treat Derby Girls with the upmost respect..

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