Jan 102010
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The douchtini, pate ‘o shit, cooters shirt, santa with Nam issues, or moronic skater, I don’t know which one to laugh at the hardest.
If you don’t get the “teen steam” reference you are probably to young to have witnessed the mind-numbing crapfest which was late-eighties cable. Alyssa Milano had a work-out video that was marketed to teens but looked like it might have been directed by Bob Guccione. Naturally, it appealed less to sarcastic teen’s like myself and more to toddlers and lonely middle aged men. In short, hilarious.
Yeah, this one’s got it all. I missed the “Teen Steam” shirt until you pointed that out. Can’t remember if my kid sis had that one or not. I always found the title a bit suggestive in a creepy way.
I think I got the shit plate at Cooters once… or did I return it like that? What’s the diff? =) you are the funniest thing in derby and my new fave ‘toonist, move over Scott Meyer and Tom Tomorrow! They just aint derby enough! Must have t-shirt!!!
Thanks Bare and Poo-
T-shirts are coming soon so feel free to give me feedback on what you want. (Female or unisex sizes)
I vote for female shirts in touchy vet blocker sizes, please. Love this.
I require a Large Men’s T… extra sexy, please…